I saw this deer in a field nearby where people keep them as pets (I know...). But it was staring at me, to which I replied "Stop it!" But I kept on looking at me so I threatened to draw it and putting the drawing it on the internet.

It did not even flinch.

Left for dead.

The only way to save his life was to make him part stuffed animal, part robot.

If I ever would make a comic in french I would probably call it something like this.

And of course it would feature a flying pig, with a fierce stare.